Static Hum NEIPA
Triple dry-hopped, juice-thick, smells like a tropical fruit explosion.
$8.00
Everything we've got
What's in the cooler right now.
Stock is real-time-ish. If it says zero, it's gone. Sorry. Maybe next Friday.
Hazy
Pixel Wash Pale
Soft, low-bitterness, oats and Galaxy hops. Crushable nonsense.
$7.00
Big & Loud
Overclock TIPA
10.5% triple IPA that does not taste like 10.5%. Be careful.
$11.00
Glitch Pastry Stout
Vanilla, cacao nibs, marshmallow, absurd. We're not sorry.
$12.00
Sour & Weird
Acid Trip Gose
Kettle-soured with sea salt and a wall of passionfruit. Neon pink, no joke.
$8.00
Hard Reset Smoothie
Pureed mango, guava, lactose. More dessert than beer, frankly.
$9.00
Cold One
Low Power Lager
Crisp, clean, 4.2%, the beer we drink while the weird stuff ferments.
$6.00
Cold Boot Pils
Sharp, bitter, German-hopped, dangerously easy after a long brew day.
$6.50